We the People of The Body Mechanic, in Order to form a more perfect Union (Mind-Body), establish Resilience, insure internal Tranquility, provide for self-defense, promote Massage Therapy, and secure the Blessings of Flexibility to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Body Mechanic of America.
Uncle Jeff wants you to make your health and fitness an integral part of your life! You can do it. Each week, make it your mission to train as much as possible with The Body Mechanic, and I guarantee you that your Wellth will improve significantly!
Where do I sign? Wait, I think I signed this years ago 🤜🏼🤛🏼😎